It has come to my attention that there is a wizard living in my neighbourhood. He has tried to decieve me by pretending to be my friend. But today I was shocked to hear what he had to say.

 

On two separate occasions he he said to me "it's not like I'm a wizard or anything", and then he gave me the evil stare. I knew something was up. He wouldn't just mention that he "isn't" a wizard, that's too odd.

 

I've always had doubts that he was normal. He always seemed sort of "different". One time I could have sworn I heard him muttering a spell or something.

 

There are certain things that point out that someone is a wizard. Firstly you should look at their eyes. If there is an orange tinj to it then they are most deffinately a wizard. Sometimes wizards will be too skilled to show their tinj so they will hide it under a spell. The second thing that tells you if the person is a wizard or not is if the say something like "it's not like I'm a wizard or anything". This is just way out of the ordinary and it lets you know that they are covering it up.

 

In the case with Luc I didn't see the orange tinj in his eyes, but he did say"it's not like I'm a wizard or anything". That gave it away right there. Shortly after I heard that I confronted him about it. He seemed to have an evil grin on his face and he sort of shrugged his shoulders. This finalized it. Luc is a WIZARD. I'll keep you updated.

The second occasion was on halloween night. The witch usually never hands out candy, but this year her lights were on. We approached the house with caution and rang the doorbell. It was a scary sounding doorbell. The second we rang the bell the door opened with a creak. There stood the most freighteneing thing I have ever seen. She looked sort of mangled and disformed. She was about 4 feet tall and had long greasy black/grey hair. She held out her bony hand and dropped in the most nasty candy ever made! it was kitty litter!!! As soon as she shut the door we ran like hell all the way home. When we were home we proceeded to try the kitty litter. It was the most foul tasting crap I have ever tasted.

The third occasion happened as early as 1 month ago. I was walking by the witch house to go get the mail when I saw her walk out in her long black cloak holding 2 garbage bags filled with an unknown object. I continued on to get my mail. On my way back I saw the witch carrying 1 more garbage bag with one exception. This one had a finger poking out! I have never looked at that house again. Whenever I walk by, I speed up and hold my breath because it is my beleif that she can smell fear, and steal your soul.

 

1. All witches have a purple tinj in their eyes. If you can see this tinj than you will know that the person is a witch.

 

2. Witches have no toes. It might be hard to recognise a witch by this method because they are usually wearing shoes. Witches only take their shoes off inside their house, so if you can see that they have no toes then you're probably going to die and be eaten really soon.

 

3.Witches always wear wigs because they have no hair. You can usually see them scratching their heads because the wigs itch their scalps.

 

4. The one clue that will give a witch away is if they covor their nose while kids are around. Witches can't stand the smell of children. A witch would probably cover their nose with their hand and if you ask them what's wrong they'll covor it up by saying it's allergies or they have a runny nose.