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The Truth Behind The "Flu Shot"












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The "Flu Shot" is one of the smartest evil schemes that the government has ever came up with.

Have you ever wondered why they give the "flu shot" out around christmas? It's because the so called "medicine" that they're giving you is not really "medicine" at all. In fact it is a mind control serum that they use to get you to buy presents. It is quite clever actually. They always have the same commercials on where they say something like " The flu is very bad this year and we expect many deaths".  Then parents get all worried and get them and their kids into the doctors office where they are injected with a highly concentrated mind control serum. Everything seems fine until about a week after the shot. The victim starts to feel like he/she has hardly any time to buy presents for christmas. They start to go frantic and soon the parking lots at the malls are packed with people that are on a shopping frenzy. Little do they know that the government is sitting in this big room with hundreds of tv's watching them, and laughing.  Soon after christmas is over the effects of the mind control serum wear off and the victim feels normal not knowing what had just happened. Sure enough the government makes millions off of this and nobody has a clue. Spread the word. Stop the madness. And stick it to the Man!




























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Your arm is freshly poked and it has a numbing sort of feeling to it. This is the serum soaking into your blood stream and slowly to your brain.

 
You start to feel drowsy and want to go to sleep. This is when they log on to your brain.

 
 
They have successfully taken control of your mind. You now start to think about buying gifts.

 
 
You are now in "frenzy mode". You feel like there's no time and you have to buy buy buy.

 
 
You are now finished blowing all your money and you don't even know what just happened to you.




























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